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This week’s letter comes from Brenver Yips. There was no return address. There was also no return to rational sanity after reading this week’s letter from Brenver Yips. As always, we here at Ask The Minus World try our best to respond to all of your questions, and we will regrettably try to do just that today.
Dear Brenver,
You seem like a good kid. A bit obsessive, startled, lost in your own lofty dreams of having a fictitious video game villain spring to life and cook you breakfast in his underwear. Why? We don’t know. But we’re here to answer questions today, not ask them. So what would we have him cook for us? We’re not sure there would be much room for appetite after taking a furtive glance at Waluigi’s vein ridden stems and revolting patches of nether-hair. Why you would befall such a daunting query upon our gaze is beyond us. We guess that in a world where such a thing was feasible, where such a grotesque collision of revolting, sexually depraved imagery and the most important meal of the day somehow basked in the same subtle glow of harmonious sun rays, we would probably have Belgium waffles.
Love,
The Minus World
2 comments 
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12.24.2008 ,
at 2:18 am
Don’t be so hard on the boy! He’s just experiencing the first sickening and disgusting throes of puberty. Who didn’t fantasize about unsightly fictional characters at that age?
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12.30.2008 ,
at 9:47 am
I think I gazed at this post for a good ten minutes. I re-read the response. I just can’t believe that is real. Then again, who wouldn’t want a semi-naked Nintendo character leering at them whilst cooking a Sunday breakfast with one hand and holding a towel in the other to ‘mop up’?
